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WHIPs, Dropped Balls, and Two-Inning Chumps: What Did We Just Contract?

As our loyal readers will undoubtedly recall, we first broke the news over the summer that Ryan Raburn is, in all actuality, Jim Leyland’s illegitimate son – a fact that fully explains his otherwise mind-boggling inclusion on the Tiger’s regular … Continue reading

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“But”, “But” Again, and the Temptation to Add a Tee: Why the Tiger’s Will Continue to Stink.

I was walking today. Walking through my house. Conducting myself as I always do. Doing whatever it is that I pretend to be doing these days. My dog was around. He usually is. Occasionally he succumbs to intense periods of … Continue reading

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The Prague Post Reports Part 3: Lockout Leaks, Naughty Nudes and Other Alarming Alliterations.

As our readership and certain sharp-eyed English-speaking Czech hockey enthusiasts are aware, the Prague Post (http://www.praguepost.com/) first reported in mid-October that Gary Bettman, the acting NHL commissioner (and coincidently the actual NHL commissioner), had met with Russian Prime Minister (and occasional President) Vladimir Putin in … Continue reading

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“Drinking Against The Current: An MVP Opinion Piece”

[October 3rd, 2012. North Corktown, Detroit, MI] I stumbled in around 9:45, maybe a little later, I’m not sure. But without surveying the bar too much, I took a stool seat near the end, by the far wall, right where … Continue reading

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Lions and Pistons and the Tickle Monster, OH MY!

Welcome to the working week sports fans, as we just finished a wild weekend here in the motor city.  The Lions demolished the lowly Jacksonville Jaguars meanwhile the Pistons were destroyed so bad in their game that for a brief … Continue reading

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Pistons Preview (Just Pretend the Season Hasn’t Already Started So Disappointingly) and Lions Stuff… YEAH!

November 3, 2008.  Does that date sound familiar Piston fans?  It should, because it was that day that the perennial contender Detroit Pistons that we all knew and loved, died.  It was on that day, just days into the season, … Continue reading

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